Clooney and Italy
I have to force myself to watch and listen to actors talk about anything on TV, but aside from that, doesn’t George Clooney talk a lot about his home in Italy?
Interviewer: When did you decide to do Ocean’s 13
Clooney: I was heading down this long hallway in my villa in Italy, on my way to the can when the percolation hit me.
Interviewer: The percolation for the movie, or for your business in the can?
Clooney: Both. If you’ve ever had the coffee my staff makes at the villa in Italy, you’d know that can runs are constant.
Interviewer: How do you like to work when you’re getting ready for a new film?
Clooney: Here, or at my villa in Italy?
Interview: Either.
Clooney: Well, honestly, I try not to think about the biz when I’m at my villa in Italy. The most I want to do there is peel grapes and fart.
Interviewer: Are you following the primary campaigns these days?
Clooney: Always. I want to hold a primary at my villa in Italy. I want to move the primary date forward so that it occurs at the peak of cheese season.
Interviewer: Who do you like in the races?
Clooney: Well, Hillary and Obama have both been to my villa in Italy, so they are the frontrunners.
Interviewer: Any love in your life these days?
Clooney. No, the true love is my villa in Italy. She’s the only thing I think about.
Interviewer: No kidding…