Bush

I was thinking about Bush the other day, and wondering how large of a staff he has devoted simply to damage control. It's got to be at least a 60 hour a week job to downplay the Rove scandal, the Alberto Gonzales/Lawyer scandal, the Bush twins' drunken shenanigans, and all the other bull-mahoney that's been going on over the last seven years.

Hell, just imagine the frenzy that must've gone on during the 'choking on a pretzel' incident. The story was so absurd you almost had to believe it.

I still say Laura socked him in the eye...or maybe dad...

Experience with damage control and abusing discretion are job requirements in the Bush administration.