One Liners

"Strength has never been one of my weaknesses"
-Dan Hampton, Bears' Hall of Fame defensive lineman


[Oliver Wendell] "Holmes is a skeptic without becoming a cynic, which is... endearing about him, in a way. He didn't think anybody knew how to make society better. But he was deeply respectful of the people who were struggling to do so."
-from The Supreme Court, PBS


"Popularity is never a criteria for art."
-from Thomas Hart Benton, a Ken Burns documentary


Sex in the City ought to be called Skanks in the City. A guy doesn't use spermicide with those gals, he uses fungicide.